Breaking: Tendy closes $4.2M seed round led by Exploitation Ventures
New: Brisbane CBD yields up 347% quarter-over-quarter
Alert: Mystery fee remains a mystery — board vote deferred indefinitely
Update: Hunter promoted to Regional Hustle Director — 23 downline recruits
ESG: Tendy awarded "Most Disruptive Social Impact" by no one
Breaking: Tendy closes $4.2M seed round led by Exploitation Ventures
New: Brisbane CBD yields up 347% quarter-over-quarter
Alert: Mystery fee remains a mystery — board vote deferred indefinitely
Update: Hunter promoted to Regional Hustle Director — 23 downline recruits
ESG: Tendy awarded "Most Disruptive Social Impact" by no one
Social Impact Redefined

Maximising Street-Level Revenue

Tendy is the world's first AI-powered panhandling optimisation platform. We combine sign analytics, location intelligence, and frictionless payment infrastructure to unlock untapped sidewalk revenue.

Location pins representing Tendy operator network
347%
Avg. Yield Increase
???%
Platform Fee
1,200+
Active Operators
$0
Regulatory Fines (So Far)

Our Services

Enterprise-grade solutions for the unhoused economy

01 / SERVICE

Sign Optimisation Engine

Powered by Grok, our proprietary AI analyses 10,000+ data points to generate conversion-optimised sign copy. We A/B test messaging across demographics, weather conditions, and guilt thresholds.

02 / SERVICE

Location Intelligence Suite

Our algorithms map generosity density scores, foot traffic corridors, and empathy hotspots in real time. Surge pricing logic — but for human sympathy.

03 / SERVICE

Frictionless Capital Capture

Integrated Square terminals and Stripe infrastructure enable contactless giving. Funds are processed, reconciled, and disbursed — less our discretionary management fee (amount TBD, permanently).

Featured Case Study

The Hunter Transformation

Before
Hunter before Tendy optimisation

Pre-Tendy Assessment

Suboptimal signage. Inefficient corner selection based on "gut feel." Cash-only operations limiting donor conversion. No data. No strategy. No mystery fees.

$12/day
After
Hunter after Tendy optimisation

Post-Tendy Optimisation

AI-crafted signage. Data-driven positioning at peak-guilt intersections. Contactless donations enabled. Revenue up 347%. Net income up... well, that depends on the fee.

$2.4M/year*

*Gross revenue. Net figure subject to Tendy's dynamic, undisclosed, and frankly vibes-based fee structure.

Client Voices

Real stories from real operators

Tendy's sign engine suggested I add "crypto accepted" to my cardboard. Donations tripled. I don't know what crypto is.
🧔
Hunter
Founding Operator, Brisbane CBD
I used to just sit on any corner. Now I have a portfolio of optimised locations. I'm basically a real estate investor.
👩
Margaret
Senior Operator, South Bank

Leadership

The minds behind the mystery

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Sara Arsenio

CEO — Chief Exploitation Officer
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Nathan Perrier

MLMO — Multi-Level Management Officer

The Tendy Growth Network

It's not a pyramid scheme. It's a hierarchical referral-based revenue sharing ecosystem.

TierReferrals RequiredTitle UnlockedCommission
Bronze0Street Operator???%
Silver5Regional Hustle Manager™???%
Gold20District Revenue Director???%
Platinum100Executive Vice President of Sidewalk OperationsStill ???%

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